Sweater Weather

My absolute favorite seasons are the fall and winter. I love a comfy sweater. But when does a sweater become too much sweater…

I think I found the answer…

While innocently surfing the interwebs, I collided with a few photos that made me want to burn all sweaters across the globe…

I shall now plead my case…

Exhibit A

What. The. Fuck.

Is  she  wearing?!

That is NOT  a sweater… It looks like a giant fucking sock…

And if you notice in the pic inset, it comes in different styles?!

I know this photo isn’t new to the internet. I’ve seen it for years, but it still makes me mad..

I bet you’re wondering who designed this thing… That would be a designer from Bulgaria who goes by the name Dukyana. This sweaters price tag is $210.00.

Perhaps it’s your desire to walk around in a sock all day, but you won’t catch me wearing this anywhere, not even to bed.

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Exhibit B
No, you are not mistaken… That is a man in a full body cable sweater. These images were posted on Reddit… And of course Reddit users tracked down the man. He’s a Boston resident with a screen name of Thick Knit. Though that screen name seems to no longer be active, he said he just had a ‘thing’ for chunky knitted items.

I have so many questions…

How do you use the restroom? Does it get hot in there? Do you wear clothes under there? Once again, this is just too weird and makes me want to burn sweaters… lol

While this is weird, it’s not as creepy as this next one… Ladies and Gentleman, this is my closing argument on why knitted sweaters make me mad… Well not all, but these ones make me mad…

I present to you… My closing argument.WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! 

These sweaters apparently first appeared on Facebook Marketplace. The seller was London-based and charged $250 per sweater suit. I have no words.. I have none…

Would you wear these sweaters? Let me know… Drop your thoughts in the comments below..